Awesome Gear Awesome

I think everything is bad. I haven't watched Metal Gear Awesome 2 but I'm pretty sure it's fucking terrible, even if I like it. Nobody is entertained by anything and nobody should be! Videogames are stupid. We must change the world through flash cartoons! What's that, a cartoon you enjoy? Guess what, it fucking sucks.

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Here is what's wrong with everything. People are trying way too hard/not hard enough. They really need to try more/less. Why does he call them awesome anyway? They're not awesome at all! Who does he think he's fooling? Get that shirt out of the store and sell mine, for I am a true artist. I draw things. Only true artists can be knowledgeable enough to know how bad every other artist is. I remember when I watched this one cartoon and it was like, whoaaaa, that's not good at all! And then I was like, hey wait a second! People are saying that it is good. What the fuck!?

Watching people enjoy this udder (moo) shit is bringing tears to my little eyes. I can't sit here and watch the internet devolve into this madness! What is the world coming to!?

Now here's a butt driving a butt car.

Awesome Gear Awesome

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OrangePylon 2008-02-26 18:39:22

ERRRRRCH! :D

ImpendingRiot 2008-02-26 18:39:52

Whats a Metal Gear Awesome, anyways?

MysticShinHanKu 2008-02-26 18:41:51

I am amused. And you have made your point :D

Welcome to the internets....prepare to be amoosed

The-Super-Flash-Bros 2008-02-26 18:42:10

I love Newgrounds so much

....seconded, by the way

-Dim

Tomorrows-Nobody 2008-02-26 18:42:10

Newgrounds would be the greatest thing ever if it wasn't so bad!

Gavin 2008-02-26 18:42:31

zap

TomaMoto 2008-02-26 18:42:35

I laughed heartily as I read it out loud to my friends! XD

Tomorrows-Nobody 2008-02-26 18:42:35

Haha, oh hey I should talk to you

RubberNinja 2008-02-26 18:46:06

BUTT BUTT BUTT DOODLE BUTT BUTT BUTT BUTT.

That's what the horn would sound like. But replace the butts with farts.

OK.

Tomorrows-Nobody 2008-02-26 18:46:06

This car would sell billions.

Vaudevillain 2008-02-26 18:46:26

That's just too good; a parody on a rant on a parody. :D
May I have your babies? :3

OdHero 2008-02-26 18:49:24

That Butt needs more poop before he comes off the clutch.

PiGPEN 2008-02-26 18:50:41

Man this would totally be funny if it didnt come from someone who sucked so hard.

Tomorrows-Nobody 2008-02-26 18:50:41

Thanks!

MittT 2008-02-26 18:56:25

Butt car is awesome.

Mymusiclives 2008-02-26 18:56:59

I agree with you, I though Metal gear awesome was crap and stupid. xD

Emanhattan 2008-02-26 18:58:19

when I first saw the awesome series I didnt like them a lot. The drawing were horribe and the artwork was very lame.

but with time I think egoraptor became a better flash animator, even if his drawing are a bit childish I think that they are somewhat nice. I would say its his own style.

nice butt car by the way.
are you making a series called "what you want"? and the next episode could be called "MORE OF WHAT YOU WANT!" or shit.

well gotta go Cya

Tomorrows-Nobody 2008-02-26 18:58:19

Psst, I actually like Egoraptor's stuff a lot. a-wink

DEFF 2008-02-26 18:58:49

shit happens. its what the kids want

Sonni 2008-02-26 19:01:02

Mmm... Butt car.... delicious!

Gerkinman 2008-02-26 19:02:44

Hai guyz, your butt car needs more rawket jets.

Aeonstars 2008-02-26 19:05:07

I think everything is good. I think Tomorrow's Nobody is funny. I think that it's great they release stuff like Is this what you want and pussy editions the day after. I like that they think they're clever too. you're welcome.

Tomorrows-Nobody 2008-02-26 19:05:07

eeeee, I love talking to fans!

TheSoulMan 2008-02-26 19:08:48

lmfao e-wars

TheSoulMan 2008-02-26 19:09:15

and ^

rtil 2008-02-26 19:26:10

I did watch it. I also never claimed to be a "true artist." You can try and smear me all you like, though. It's not about the internet. I was using the series and the site as an example, that animation as a whole is beginning to deteriorate and even de-evolve as the 2d medium has started to "die", if you will.

Tomorrows-Nobody 2008-02-26 19:26:10

I'm pretty sure Egoraptor isn't contributing to the death of animation.

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