Score: 7

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submission: Foamy is a Crackhead

date: January 21, 2006

Looked too good to be Foamy

Score: 6

"What?"

submission: Dude Wheres My Lightsaber

date: September 24, 2004

I'm not too sure of what that was. It wasn't really a parody of anything, and had absolutely no substance. There was absolutely no adventure, and pretty much nothing happened or made sense. The only basis was Bill and Ted as Jedi's, which is just kind of retarded, especially how you did it.

Points for it looking decent, and looking like Bill and Ted. Points off for sounding too British :)

Score: 9

"WOWOWOWOWOW"

submission: Fallen Angel: Teaser

date: September 15, 2004

Man, that was awesome. I hope you have some good writers. The animation was seamless, 3d with the 2d and nice effects. The action was well played out and everything. It's a little huge of a file, I can't even imagine what a full thing was.

This gives promise for dedicated artists to produce good animated action peices. I hope the full version is as interesting as it is well animated.

I don't know who keeps designing people's masks in the future, but those fucking things have incredibly restricting vision.

Score: 9

"Well done!"

submission: Decline of Video Gaming 2

date: September 12, 2004

Oh wow, hey. This was really good and creative too!

Score: 9

"RING RING RING RING"

submission: Banana Phone

date: September 12, 2004

LOL itg ets stuck in youre head!

Score: 8

"Looks great."

submission: Pico's Unloaded

date: September 11, 2004

It looks really good, but I have no idea what would possess someone to make a Matrix parody with the character that's plastered all over the site. Pico's great, The Matrix was great too... but I can't be the only one wanting great artists to do something ELSE for once. It's like a formula works, and you keep with it. Guns, clones, popular characters, stolen audio, shoot shoot die.

Seriously, great work, but points have to be docked for complete lack of originality.

Score: 6

"Oh my"

submission: Newgrounds News 9

date: July 14, 2004

Those Tomorrow's Nobodies guys look hot.

Score: 6

"OMG!"

submission: Decline of Video Gaming

date: April 4, 2004

It has VIDEO-GAMES!!! How could it not be awesome, it has mention of video games in it! It should be in the top 10 movies of all time 4eva, HAHA FF! (sarcasm)

Okay, let me just say it was a good movie, animation was okay (I guess... horrible walk cycles and such,) drawings were perfectly acceptable. Audio and acting could definitely use work, but it was intelligible. Where it really falls short is the writing.

We've seen, heard, talked about it all before "HAHA Final Fantasy 20013, Metal Gear 12! When will they stop making them? I'm so funny and original1!" but I simply don't find much humor in the no doubt physically draining creative process of taking popular game series and making fun of the fact that they might still be around in the future. There's some okay ideas and decent gags (snake in a wheelchair, lara croft stating up - the boob part wasn't funny though) but every joke seemed to fall flat on it's face. It all seemed remarkably weak... timing, acting, concepts, delivery especially.

You'll get instant credibility on NG for making little game parodies and stringing them together, but I urge you to atleast be original with it. Try being creative and original. Try to be funny, or find someone that can be.

That said, Ghetto Party thing was so horribly dated and unfunny I almost shot myself.

Score: 9

"Woah Damn"

submission: "Waterman" Ep. IV

date: March 31, 2004

I must say, that was pretty damn good. There was only a few bum parts, but as a whole it was one of the best things I've seen on Newgrounds in ages. The two guys from 16 buttons totally made it. But... you didn't steal any of those jokes did you? >.<
The animation is getting better too (thank god.) Along with some of the voice acting (and by some, I basically mean everyone but that chick...)

Score: 6

"Alright"

submission: Pussy or _______?

date: March 24, 2004

Cute little game, reminds me of stuff in Highlights for Children or something. One thing though... a lot of the meat was NOT raw... so, maybe you should fix that? I got a perfect "Pussy Lover" score.. woo.