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Tomorrows-Nobody

Awesome Gear Awesome

Posted by Tomorrows-Nobody Feb. 26, 2008 @ 6:36 PM EST

I think everything is bad. I haven't watched Metal Gear Awesome 2 but I'm pretty sure it's fucking terrible, even if I like it. Nobody is entertained by anything and nobody should be! Videogames are stupid. We must change the world through flash cartoons! What's that, a cartoon you enjoy? Guess what, it fucking sucks.

Paragraph 2.

Here is what's wrong with everything. People are trying way too hard/not hard enough. They really need to try more/less. Why does he call them awesome anyway? They're not awesome at all! Who does he think he's fooling? Get that shirt out of the store and sell mine, for I am a true artist. I draw things. Only true artists can be knowledgeable enough to know how bad every other artist is. I remember when I watched this one cartoon and it was like, whoaaaa, that's not good at all! And then I was like, hey wait a second! People are saying that it is good. What the fuck!?

Watching people enjoy this udder (moo) shit is bringing tears to my little eyes. I can't sit here and watch the internet devolve into this madness! What is the world coming to!?

Now here's a butt driving a butt car.

buttcar.jpg

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70 Comments

Feb. 26, 2008 | 6:39 PM Loney03DK says:

ERRRRRCH! :D


Feb. 26, 2008 | 6:39 PM ImpendingRiot says:

Whats a Metal Gear Awesome, anyways?


Feb. 26, 2008 | 6:41 PM MysticShinHanKu says:

I am amused. And you have made your point :D

Welcome to the internets....prepare to be amoosed


Feb. 26, 2008 | 6:42 PM The-Super-Flash-Bros says:

I love Newgrounds so much

....seconded, by the way

-Dim

Feb. 26, 2008 | 7:08 PM Tomorrows-Nobody responds:

Newgrounds would be the greatest thing ever if it wasn't so bad!


Feb. 26, 2008 | 6:42 PM Gavin says:

zap


Feb. 26, 2008 | 6:42 PM TomaMoto says:

I laughed heartily as I read it out loud to my friends! XD

Feb. 26, 2008 | 6:45 PM Tomorrows-Nobody responds:

Haha, oh hey I should talk to you


Feb. 26, 2008 | 6:46 PM RubberNinja says:

BUTT BUTT BUTT DOODLE BUTT BUTT BUTT BUTT.

That's what the horn would sound like. But replace the butts with farts.

OK.

Feb. 26, 2008 | 6:58 PM Tomorrows-Nobody responds:

This car would sell billions.


Feb. 26, 2008 | 6:46 PM Vaudevillain says:

That's just too good; a parody on a rant on a parody. :D
May I have your babies? :3


Feb. 26, 2008 | 6:49 PM OdHero says:

That Butt needs more poop before he comes off the clutch.


Feb. 26, 2008 | 6:50 PM PiGPEN says:

Man this would totally be funny if it didnt come from someone who sucked so hard.

Feb. 26, 2008 | 6:57 PM Tomorrows-Nobody responds:

Thanks!


Feb. 26, 2008 | 6:56 PM MittT says:

Butt car is awesome.


Feb. 26, 2008 | 6:56 PM Mymusiclives says:

I agree with you, I though Metal gear awesome was crap and stupid. xD


Feb. 26, 2008 | 6:58 PM Emanhattan says:

when I first saw the awesome series I didnt like them a lot. The drawing were horribe and the artwork was very lame.

but with time I think egoraptor became a better flash animator, even if his drawing are a bit childish I think that they are somewhat nice. I would say its his own style.

nice butt car by the way.
are you making a series called "what you want"? and the next episode could be called "MORE OF WHAT YOU WANT!" or shit.

well gotta go Cya

Feb. 26, 2008 | 8:43 PM Tomorrows-Nobody responds:

Psst, I actually like Egoraptor's stuff a lot. a-wink


Feb. 26, 2008 | 6:58 PM DEFF says:

shit happens. its what the kids want


Feb. 26, 2008 | 6:59 PM LtMcMuffin says:

I thought it was the love child of the butts having sex, growing in the womb of the butt who is half transformer, apparently.


Feb. 26, 2008 | 7:01 PM Sonni says:

Mmm... Butt car.... delicious!


Feb. 26, 2008 | 7:02 PM Gerkinman says:

Hai guyz, your butt car needs more rawket jets.


Feb. 26, 2008 | 7:05 PM Aeonstars says:

I think everything is good. I think Tomorrow's Nobody is funny. I think that it's great they release stuff like Is this what you want and pussy editions the day after. I like that they think they're clever too. you're welcome.

Feb. 26, 2008 | 7:09 PM Tomorrows-Nobody responds:

eeeee, I love talking to fans!


Feb. 26, 2008 | 7:08 PM TheSoulMan says:

lmfao e-wars


Feb. 26, 2008 | 7:09 PM TheSoulMan says:

and ^


Feb. 26, 2008 | 7:11 PM Flee says:

I laughed HARD.


Feb. 26, 2008 | 7:26 PM rtil says:

I did watch it. I also never claimed to be a "true artist." You can try and smear me all you like, though. It's not about the internet. I was using the series and the site as an example, that animation as a whole is beginning to deteriorate and even de-evolve as the 2d medium has started to "die", if you will.

Feb. 26, 2008 | 7:41 PM Tomorrows-Nobody responds:

I'm pretty sure Egoraptor isn't contributing to the death of animation.


Feb. 26, 2008 | 7:29 PM Dekathos says:

I think you were just offended by his comments so you made this to hide it.

Feb. 26, 2008 | 7:42 PM Tomorrows-Nobody responds:

I always post obnoxiously when my feelings get hurt.


Feb. 26, 2008 | 7:30 PM PsychoGoldfish says:

BUTT CAR AWESOME!


Feb. 26, 2008 | 7:42 PM F4Gg0T says:

hey you shitty faggots remember me?

you are still shit

Feb. 26, 2008 | 7:50 PM Tomorrows-Nobody responds:

Hey buddy! Where's all the new Is this what you want parodies? I miss them.


Feb. 26, 2008 | 7:51 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard says:

I fucking demand you turn that butt into a cartoon
I DEMAND IT GOD DAMNIT


Feb. 26, 2008 | 7:54 PM rtil says:

It's nice to pretend, yes.

Feb. 26, 2008 | 8:40 PM Tomorrows-Nobody responds:

I like your stuff buddy, I just think you're the angriest person on the internet.


Feb. 26, 2008 | 7:57 PM I-smel says:

Metal Gear Awesome was way funnier than that stupid sparticus thing

Feb. 26, 2008 | 8:03 PM Tomorrows-Nobody responds:

I agree.


Feb. 26, 2008 | 8:03 PM KingKombat says:

well you know, your animations arent any better. they are just the same as any cartoons egoraptor did. If i recall, you made a cartoon of you living with pac-man, no? And, looking at the reviews for metal gear awesome 2, people love his work. In fact, i havent seen one review voting 6 or lower. All 155 pages. i don't want to offend you, but you should at least think before you post. Why does he call them awesome? He didnt want to do it that way. MTV said he should keep swearing, awesome, and etc. and calling yourself all high and mighty is just being an ass. "Get that shirt out of the store and sell mine, for I am a true artist. I draw things. Only true artists can be knowledgeable enough to know how bad every other artist is." What are you? Jesus? You have to be the only one who doesn't like it. I'm sorry, but this is the basic truth. You don't know what a true artist might be. Nobody does, im sure. Im sure there are a ton of people who might be better than you. I'm not saying i'm any better, or any worse, but burning someone without noticing what you are even saying is just stupid.

Feb. 26, 2008 | 8:14 PM Tomorrows-Nobody responds:

You're a few steps behind buddy.


Feb. 26, 2008 | 8:04 PM Skask says:

I laughed at the butt car, does that mean I have the sense of humor of an 8 year old?

Feb. 26, 2008 | 8:37 PM Tomorrows-Nobody responds:

It means you're human.


Feb. 26, 2008 | 9:09 PM rtil says:

if i was angry i'd probably be yelling at you. and by yelling i mean caps lock.


Feb. 26, 2008 | 9:22 PM Spite says:

that butt driver needs an ass hat...


Feb. 26, 2008 | 9:51 PM FrozenFire says:

I changed the world. What would we have ever done without Harriet Tubman?

Or The Peanut guy for that matter.

I will be pissed if I don't get my peanut soap in the mail tomorrow, I need to take a bath.


Feb. 26, 2008 | 10:08 PM JonBro says:

Even if you hate Egoraptor's jokes, the animation in Metal Gear Awesome is still well done. It has some great FBF that completely owns everything else he's made.


Feb. 26, 2008 | 10:16 PM fetusdoctor says:

Best news-post-parody ever.


Feb. 26, 2008 | 10:20 PM Gerkinman says:

How much longer must we wait for the buttcar animation?


Feb. 26, 2008 | 10:33 PM Megaaussie says:

You are trying to not try hard enough and confuse me with dazzling but dull sense. You have fouled upon the cleaniness of pirates of butt and for that shall be wiped dirty of the face of the cheek of earth.

IN OTHER WORDS I WUV YOU


Feb. 26, 2008 | 10:42 PM Flee says:

Lol'd once again at Zekey's comment, and then AGAIN at spite-skater's comment. Oh god, everyone rocks.


Feb. 26, 2008 | 11:07 PM Luis says:

im angry with you.

Feb. 26, 2008 | 11:19 PM Tomorrows-Nobody responds:

My bad


Feb. 26, 2008 | 11:15 PM BlackHazeDCK says:

And what does this "butt car" run on?

Feb. 26, 2008 | 11:25 PM Tomorrows-Nobody responds:

Dreams


Feb. 26, 2008 | 11:36 PM Luis says:

anyway whats the project that Swain RAVES about.

Feb. 26, 2008 | 11:41 PM Tomorrows-Nobody responds:

Nothing I wanna talk about publicly just yet...

Swain can get you in touch with me if you'd like to discuss it though!


Feb. 26, 2008 | 11:38 PM Suspended-3rd-Chord says:

hello fellow arizonian

Feb. 26, 2008 | 11:43 PM Tomorrows-Nobody responds:

How's the cactus going for you!? a-yuk yuk yuk


Feb. 26, 2008 | 11:59 PM ActiveObjectX says:

i wish i had a butt car... : (


Feb. 27, 2008 | 12:03 AM lookforiamcasey says:

This comment is bad!


Feb. 27, 2008 | 12:42 AM XxAkatsukixX says:

Opinions.

Feb. 27, 2008 | 12:45 AM Tomorrows-Nobody responds:

Backlash!


Feb. 27, 2008 | 1:44 AM Five3 says:

Leonardo da Vinci is rolling over in his grave. That dude knew everything about everything, and he wasn't just a jack of all trades, but a master of all. Dude was the foremost "King Ruler Awesome," of everything. Most of us if any will every achieve a portfolio of that stature. So let's all just save ourselves sometime & give up now. We can all take a ride in the butt car, and discuss more pressing matters such as, the best shampoo to use to deal with split ends. Good day.


Feb. 27, 2008 | 3:42 AM Lebowski says:

Can you be sued for refueling the butt car if there wasn't consent?


Feb. 27, 2008 | 3:49 AM SirPongo says:

Butt car.....i wonder what sort of fuel it will use?


Feb. 27, 2008 | 4:54 AM ThaLartsch says:

Are you serious? I mean: Are you joking?!

I hope so


Feb. 27, 2008 | 11:49 AM MarcyVF says:

Well, it don't suck, you just don't like the humor and the fact that it's based on a video game. But the animation and art is good and the humor is funny (if you've played the game). So after all, it don't suck, you just don't like video games.

.M.


Feb. 27, 2008 | 12:16 PM Venemous-Productions says:

Allow Us To Dredge Some Care From Give a F***bay.


Feb. 27, 2008 | 12:33 PM Mind-Edge says:

Recycling pictures eh?


Feb. 27, 2008 | 3:24 PM Emanhattan says:

hah! I completely agree with you guys, rtil is the angriest person on the internet. but hey thats a good thing. Its a nasty job but someones gotta tell everyone that they are idiots and stuff.

We luv ya rtil. keep angry and keep reasonable


Feb. 27, 2008 | 3:26 PM Emanhattan says:

cheeck out my page. I made some stupid funny image as yours. (well its not as great but it will entretain you.)


Feb. 27, 2008 | 5:08 PM billybob53 says:

art is something that stimulates us. It doesn't have to be fantastically serious.

And it's hard to take your post seriously with that strange picture of a three-wheeler ass car thing anyway ;p

Feb. 27, 2008 | 5:13 PM Tomorrows-Nobody responds:

THIS IS CLEARLY A SERIOUS NEWSPOST ABOUT NEWS


Feb. 27, 2008 | 5:43 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard says:

If I could chaaaange the world
I would be the sunlight in your universe


Feb. 27, 2008 | 6:26 PM Psi43 says:

I'm assuming you're making fun of rtil for making a news post about his opinion of the "awesome" series.

I don't see how having an opinion is wrong though, he doesn't try to force it on anyone.


Feb. 27, 2008 | 8:02 PM TheCriminalDuder says:

I believe we shall make a pick-up truck version of this vehichle my good sir.
We can put in a penis shaped stick. >:3


Feb. 27, 2008 | 10:17 PM Zombie-Genocide says:

Oh the power of opinons...

: Critical hit!

Anyway, he did not intend for metal gear awsome to be that good.

Also, if you read egoraptors page, you would know that is the last awsome thing he is doing EVER. There is NO MORE.

So be happy please.


Feb. 28, 2008 | 3:52 AM Zer0Kage says:

Very soon the term "AWESOME" will be copyrighted to Egoraptor.

Mindless Escapist Humour. That is Awesome!

That is the most creative sound I've ever heard coming from a butt.


Feb. 28, 2008 | 4:12 AM squeakytoad says:

Ouch. Your satire indicates my folly in such a way that I feel undignified and would hope to correct my erring ways.


Feb. 28, 2008 | 8:49 AM Murad136 says:

Hahaha cool


Feb. 28, 2008 | 9:15 AM HellishShadow666 says:

dude a butt driving a butt car?!?! thats like some hannibal lecter shit.


Feb. 28, 2008 | 9:26 AM Yuviman says:

HAHAHAHA
you said butt.


Feb. 28, 2008 | 10:17 AM nalem says:

I laughed.


Feb. 28, 2008 | 4:19 PM Sispri says:

:U!!


Mar. 10, 2008 | 10:28 PM ReignOfHell says:

Where is the poop. :(


Mar. 17, 2008 | 2:02 PM AK4000Animation says:

Dead Milk! I agree with the author's comment btw.


Mar. 17, 2008 | 2:04 PM AK4000Animation says:

Ben,Ben,Ben! the lava! hehehehehehehehehe lol


Apr. 17, 2008 | 5:16 PM bender235 says:

wtf... i love your guys work but metal gear awsome is awsome. you dont have to rip on it because somebody else did a good job. i mean video games rock.

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