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Shoot David in the Balls!

Posted by Tomorrows-Nobody - August 4th, 2007


Is up now!

At last year's Comic Con David put his balls on the line for dollars. Why did he do this you ask? Bravery? Honor? Mostly it was to pay for lunch, and it worked well. People came from all around to shoot David in the balls, but unfortunately on the second day G4 came by to interview someone shooting David in the balls. This attracted the attention of those silly Comic Con officers and they put a stop to it, apparantly there's, "no projectiles in the building." So I guess it's fine to carry around sharpened swords and gigantic fucking clubs, but dear god don't shoot that dangerous nerf gun in here! Anywho, we decided to carry on outside where there were no rules. I hit the Hot Keyz and belted the, "Shoot David in the Balls," theme song waving around the sign, David covered his face and hoped for the best. 130 ballshots later, David had more Cracker Barrel than he could handle.c

See it all happen right here: http://www.tomorrowsnobody.com/index.p hp?module=htmlpages&func=display&pid=1 47

2007 brought a second Comic Con year for TN, and the booth had a lot more action. There were a few ballshots this year, but for the most part there was simply to little time to spare away from the booth. So what's more fun than seeing David get shot in the balls? David getting shot in the balls in slow motion? Yes, and by those internet celebrities you guys love so much. So go watch it again damnit, it makes me happy.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
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Tom Fulp's one handed shooting cartwheel is awesome, and Maddox's humpshot looks as though, "it could impregnate someone." David's baby is expected in May

Also this picture is amazing.

Love,
Chase

Shoot David in the Balls!


Comments

omfg david like got owned by nerf balls

lol ! god that pics awesome, fuck you kids !

I'd pay $5 to shoot Dave in the balls. Jesus, you could probably make huge money off this actually. Raise the price, allow people to pay for pictures of Dave in pain while he is in the process of or has already been shot in the balls! Marketing genius I tell you!

I hope David's balls still work.

I agree with redhotfunky.

Great picture.

Umm...I love you guys.

Seriously.

<3 -t

The new movie made my day. : )