Kris Wilson, who makes those lovely Cyanide and Happiness comics, has joined the likes of Chase Suddarth, who animates and writes in all those cartoons you like right here.

We are Dr. Suave and we're classing up the joint with a sperm in a necktie, and with our first ever animation, a story about a seashell.

Or watch it at Explosm!

Now that's motherfucking classy!

I started a neato thread asking people to draw themselves in the style of the Newgrounds Staff. I have my example below and I'd love to see eveyrone elses.

Also let me call a large majority of you people stupid as hell. The reaction to Mindchamber </3 was fucking ridiculous. I got so many reviews saying, "GOOD LORD THIS IS FUCKING GAY AND I CAN'T TOLERATE THAT! YOU GET A ZERO FOR THIS DOG SHIT!!! (with a lot more spelling errors of course.) Even better than those were the ones congratulating me on coming out of the closet! Come on guys, the gayest thing in there was a hug between two guys. This was enough for a few people to say, "MY EYES HAVE BEEN BURNED OUT OF MY SKULL FROM TEH GAYNESS." Hell, I didn't think it was an incredibly gay toon when I finished it, I just thought it was funny, and I'm shocked at the amount of people who saw no humor in it whatsoever.

You homophobic bastards are all goddamn stupid.

Stupid!

Also this is funny.

Now for a picture.

I made a new movie that delves into my relationship with Mindchamber!

Mindchamber </3

Now to answer some questions for the 12 year olds.

Yes, I am gay.

Yes, I decided to come out of the closet by making a flash where I'm in a romantic relationship with Mindchamber. Also through plastering big floppy dicks onto videogame characters.

Yes, I trace and tween everything I've ever made.

Yes, this is a true story.

Yes, you're all faggot morons.

Really now, this is just poking some fun at my favorite large black/mexican animator. It's been a love/hate relationship for a while now, I love, he hates. He tells me I suck and he's great, I say, "Hey, we're both pretty fuckin' sweet." I could think of no better way to illustrate this relationship than with a tie, flowers, and candy. Also Stamper's song wasn't meant to be insulting to Mindchamber really, I just recently discovered it and it's an incredible song. Blacktastic 4 life!

Love,
Chase

You're all gaybashing homos.

What's that, a sequel to a movie starring a dick?

That's right! We asked the question in "Is This What You Want?"

Now we give you the answer.

This Is What You Want!

The last one was done in an afternoon, this one had a bit more time spent on it. We definitely played around and had more fun with this one, so I can't wait for people to tell us about how now we're missing the point we made in the first place. Actually, I take that back. Most of you never got the point to begin with. Ohhhh Robotnik, you silly bitch.

The point is, laugh harder at a dick than your girlfriend!*

Love,
Chase

*the few of you with girlfriends

Is up now!

At last year's Comic Con David put his balls on the line for dollars. Why did he do this you ask? Bravery? Honor? Mostly it was to pay for lunch, and it worked well. People came from all around to shoot David in the balls, but unfortunately on the second day G4 came by to interview someone shooting David in the balls. This attracted the attention of those silly Comic Con officers and they put a stop to it, apparantly there's, "no projectiles in the building." So I guess it's fine to carry around sharpened swords and gigantic fucking clubs, but dear god don't shoot that dangerous nerf gun in here! Anywho, we decided to carry on outside where there were no rules. I hit the Hot Keyz and belted the, "Shoot David in the Balls," theme song waving around the sign, David covered his face and hoped for the best. 130 ballshots later, David had more Cracker Barrel than he could handle.c

See it all happen right here: http://www.tomorrowsnobody.com/index.p hp?module=htmlpages&func=display&pid=1 47

2007 brought a second Comic Con year for TN, and the booth had a lot more action. There were a few ballshots this year, but for the most part there was simply to little time to spare away from the booth. So what's more fun than seeing David get shot in the balls? David getting shot in the balls in slow motion? Yes, and by those internet celebrities you guys love so much. So go watch it again damnit, it makes me happy.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
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Tom Fulp's one handed shooting cartwheel is awesome, and Maddox's humpshot looks as though, "it could impregnate someone." David's baby is expected in May

Also this picture is amazing.

Love,
Chase

I met Matt Groening at Comic Con! Yippie! You can clearly see him urging you to buy the new DVD in this picture, and nothing made me happier than the fucking king of cartoons telling me my cover artwork on the DVD looked, "Really good."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608 /iamchase/simpsonscel.jpg

We also picked up an original Simpsons cell. That means the next time you watch the, "Homer the Smithers," episode, you'll be looking at the actual drawing we have, if only for a second or less.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608 /iamchase/mattsig.jpg

Matt also wished us luck in our cartoon endeavors.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608 /iamchase/homernomouth.jpg

Good Lord, he's mouthless!

All of you are impressed and jealous.

BUY THE DVD HERE

Hey Everyone,

We haven't been around here for a little while now because we were busy working on a DVD. It is done now and up for Pre-Order. It's 2 Discs filled with about 8 hrs of content and it contains all your favorite TN cartoons and live film along with a bunch of DVD exclusives. Such as, TN6 Animatic and Counter-Strike Mic Fun 2.

Pre-Order Here

Also we will be at Comic-Con again with our buddy Maddox. We will be at the "Maddox Productions" booth #4618. Our friends from Explosm, "Cyanide and Happiness" comics, will also be stopping by to sign autographs and draw comics. Our booth is right around the corner from the Newgrounds booth. So stop by, hang out, shoot David in the balls, and pick up the new DVD.

Hope to see everyone there!